Monthly Archives: August 2009

The Adventures of Vagina Man-Sick Day

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We are proud to announce our newest original series titled, The Adventures of Vagina Man and Butthole Girl. Everyday this week we will feature a new piece. After that, every monday. Prepare.

Squirrel Photobombs

Remember that squirrel who snuck into the photo at Banff National Park? Well, this little fuck has quite a reputation.

Beatles squirrel, iamhilarious

OJ Simpson, squirrel iamhilarious

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john and kate 8 squirrel, iamhilarious

Parachutes Optional

AHAHAHAHA! I found this at the relatively new site ProbablyBadNews.com, brilliant, you should check them out! Suicidal skydiving…

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Ultra Super Premium

No one at Sheer Bliss ever claimed to be marketing specialists.

OWNER 1 – Yeah, but like, it’s better than the other ‘Premium’ ice creams out there.

OWNER 2 – And, having just ‘Premium’ makes me think of a gas pump.

OWNER 3 – Guys, remember what that motivational speaker said at the conference for small business owners? “Go big or go home.”

OWNER 1 – Ultra Super Premium!

OWNER 2 – You are a smart, intelligent genius.

OWNER 3 – We’re gonna be so rich…

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[sheerblissicecream.com]

That’s Pronounced ‘Ass Effects’

Haven’t visited Unfortunate Names in a while? Go back, for real.

Aciphex

“I’m not sure being so literal is the way to go, but since it helps with digestive issues…”

[unfortunatenames.blogspot.com]

My Daughter is a Gold Digger

Meet my daughter, the little gold digger, and her new boyfriend. What a happy couple they look like. I can’t even say this guy could be her grandfather, because he’s way older than him; maybe great-grandfather.

I am completely against this relationship, and have told my daughter so many times. And yeah, I’ve met him, we talked. He says he’s in love, but has trouble remembering her name.

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Mario is a Menace

Ah, kids these days…

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People of Walmart

This new site, PeopleofWalmart.com, has been getting a lot of attention lately.

If you have ever been to Walmart, you can only guess what the site is about. Bookmark, and enjoy…

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“What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt?”

Conway, SC – [peopleofwalmart.com]

Genuine adibos

There’s a reason my clothes and footwear are so cheap, and a reason I need to put a bandage on my heal when I wear these shoes. It’s because I only purchase genuine, top of the line shit. These shoes, for example; and my wife’s Dolchay and Gabbana purse, and my Rollex watch. I pay top dollar for these products and only get them from the most reliable source, my guy behind AM/PM.

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[extremefunnypictures.com]

Two? Two.

First, I have an alibi of where I was on June 24th, 2009 – the whole day, a really credible one.

And, the second guy was probably guilted into coming along, and was probably just asked to videotape the whole thing but then it started to get hot and heavy and the first guy got a cramp while he was doing what he called the “Congress of the Crow” because his side started to hurt.

And the second guy probably had what I would call a “soft-on” and was asked to join when the first guy went to the kitchen for some more tequila and and to stretch out his side. I bet the second guy had a really good tripod, and pretty good lighting setup and could get away from his camera to participate, but only because the wife asked for it.

So, if anyone is at fault, it’s most likely not the second guy. But who knows, I was definitely doing something else…

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Funny Protester Signs

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[Homebass sent us this one]

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Best Retort Ever

I know very little about where this came from, actually nothing. But I do know that it’s funny, and worth sharing…

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Clean Underwear

My mother always told me to wear clean underwear. Here’s another reason why…

Damn, my government doesn’t scrimp on anything. Frownie face!

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[extremefunnypictures.com]

Totally WTF?!? : Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

[Lauren found this craziness]

Man with Spears tattoo steals earring-wearing dog

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The Associated Press
Friday, August 21, 2009; 7:47 PM

WILTON MANORS, Fla. — A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears’ name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar. Brian Dortort, 48, said Thursday he has spent weeks searching for his 4-month-old pooch, named Hudson Hayward Hemingway. The dog, about the size of a softball, was in a specialty pet bag.

Dortort said he let a man hold the Chihuahua for a moment during a friend’s birthday party, then both of them disappeared.

Police said a suspect has been identified, but it’s up to the Broward State Attorney’s Office to decide whether to an issue an arrest warrant.

Information from: South Florida Sun-Sentinel,
http://www.sun-sentinel.com

[spotted by Amanda]