Monthly Archives: June 2010

King of Francce

ahahahaha! Now that’s just good, clean fun :)

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Plug it Up!

Jack M. sent this in. He runs a pretty funny blog. Check him out.

His Holiness, The Dali Lama

NYPD is Hiring

So, yeah, I don’t really have a resume on hand, but can I fill out an application? I’m going to have to borrow your pen…

police recruit

I’m in Love!

With The Onion.

Lamp Fail

Homebass sent this in. He didn’t write any notes but it’s obvious this is a lamp fail. Look at how hideous that lamp is. Booyah!!

sexy thong fail

STOP

YES, YES, a thousand percent, YES

telephone book

Best. Tattoo. Ever.

If you don’t know these guys, you should – check out more here.

best tattoo ever

You Should be at the Dentist

and at the plastic surgeon’s office and at a real estate agency…..

Your Cashier was Gay

And that’s “was” – as in past tense, meaning they used to be gay and now they are not.

cashier name gay fail

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God Hates Shrimp

Leviticus 11-10.”And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcasses in abomination. “

Thus sayeth the Lord.
and he does…

god hates shrimp

Chance

I encourage everyone to make their own set of Monopoly Chance/ Community Chest cards, and play them with unsuspecting participants.

Soccer is boring

This is basically the conversation I had with a bartender the other morning.

Revenge Crabs

A friend of mine mentioned this to me yesterday, and I didn’t believe him. This is easily one of the best ways to get back at someone. Revenge Crabs is an amazing new resource for personal vigilante efforts.

Rubber Fist for Sale