Author Archives: alexc

Your Cashier was Gay

And that’s “was” – as in past tense, meaning they used to be gay and now they are not.

cashier name gay fail

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God Hates Shrimp

Leviticus 11-10.”And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcasses in abomination. “

Thus sayeth the Lord.
and he does…

god hates shrimp

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Chance

I encourage everyone to make their own set of Monopoly Chance/ Community Chest cards, and play them with unsuspecting participants.

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Soccer is boring

This is basically the conversation I had with a bartender the other morning.

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Revenge Crabs

A friend of mine mentioned this to me yesterday, and I didn’t believe him. This is easily one of the best ways to get back at someone. Revenge Crabs is an amazing new resource for personal vigilante efforts.

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Rubber Fist for Sale

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Which kind of poop should I eat?

damn! Wait for it…

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AA Meeting

brilliant!!

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Blow-Out Sale

sunglasses sale cheap whore

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Blah Blah Prostitute

This is an old comic, but still my favorite thing marriedtothesea has ever done.

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marriedtothesea.com

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Penny Lane: Literal Video Version

I know this is a little dated, but I love it!! Happy Wednesday

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England Vs United States 1-1 Draw

I’ve got an idea. Let’s dress up as Indians and dump their tea in the water. No? Been done? Guess We will have to come up with something else.

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I’m a turtle

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I love sweaty basketball players

My buddy Will just posted this, and I hadn’t Seen it for a while, so I thought I’d bring it back up.

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Chimp rapes frogs.

It’s exactly what you think. So Win!

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