Author Archives: alexc

Who Needs a Handout?

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Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars

Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars

Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal
while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone: Priceless

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Confidence

Kevan E. – you are indeed hilarious, thanks!

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No Valuables Inside

OK, OK, I have a problem, jeez. My car has been broken into too many times and I find this stuff hilariously sad. Example 1, Example 2

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Fine, Don’t Fucking Hire Me, You Can’t Handle My Shit

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F.I.N.A.L.S.

Your finals are coming up – drop out of college!

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Sofa King

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HA HA! BUSINESS

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Depth of Field

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Corduroy Skirts are a Sin

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Happy Thanksgiving

While tending bar the other night, my doorman (Phil Blass) made me this lovely thanksgiving holiday card. More to come.

Thanksgiving Cocktail Napkin

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The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

Thanks to Lauren W. for the find! I like the selective lyrical editing they did to make it kid friendly.

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Museum of Bad Art

Have you visited the Museum of Bad Art? Pretty f-ing great!

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My First Dictionary

Taryn L. emailed to remind us how great My First Dictionary is.

Thanks Taryn “UNH” pelvic thrust

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Rihanna’s IQ is 117

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Burger King Door

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