Category Archives: Lafs

‘A 10-Year-Old Can Do It Blindfolded!’

There is so much odd and potentially wrong in regards to this vintage dishwasher ad, I don’t even know where to begin.


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Dan Smith Will


Dan Smith is a talented guitar teacher in New York City. His flyers are everywhere in the city and its impossible to miss him.

I admire his marketing ability; he seriously has more visibility in Manhattan than Clear Channel. Go to any deli, pizzeria, or restaurant in Manhattan and chances are you’ll see one of his posters.

Most importantly, I love how definitive the flyers are. Dan Smith WILL Teach You Guitar. There’s no questioning that fact. You may not have even wanted to learn the guitar. Too bad, now you know and its all thanks to Dan.

So it is out of the utmost respect for Dan Smith and his marketing savvy that I have created this site. Its all in good fun. I highly encourage visiting Dan Smith’s website and get lessons from him. You suck at guitar. Guess who’s way better than you? You got it, Dan Smith. Do yourself a favor. Dan Smith WILL teach you guitar.

Type in what you will, eh!


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World’s Loudest Car



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Twilight Moms

This photo has made its way around the interwebs three times now, and it’s my turn to perpetuate that.


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Everything Men Know About Women



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Christmas Decorations


“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.
The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come
screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked
when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it
against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was
not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My
yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally
drove up my yard.”


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The Meatini

While looking for dinner ideas, I stumbled across this wonderful creation. That’s right scrambled eggs served in a martini glass made of bacon.


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Indie As Fuck

Your city won’t be cool enough to get this film!


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My Latest Hobby…

So my friend sent me a pretty hilarious link to I checked it out and found myself a chat room. What a fun time I had in there. Here is an excerpt, I’m young_scrimshaw:
Gang Chat

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Freestyle Rapper Arrested

I don’t know much about freestyle rap, but I think this guy has a lot of homework to do.
Fortunately, he will get plenty of time in lock up, and a cool new topic on which to rap.
Get’em gangsta!

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Sex Offender Shuffle

Sadly, Lauren’s little sister sent her this. Happily, she sent it to us…

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Who Needs a Handout?

soup kitchen

Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars

Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars

Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal
while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone: Priceless


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Kevan E. – you are indeed hilarious, thanks!


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No Valuables Inside

OK, OK, I have a problem, jeez. My car has been broken into too many times and I find this stuff hilariously sad. Example 1, Example 2



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Fine, Don’t Fucking Hire Me, You Can’t Handle My Shit



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