Christmas Decorations

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“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.
The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come
screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked
when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it
against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was
not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My
yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally
drove up my yard.”

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