Going Once….Going Twice….

Fun with Craigslist boasts “Wherever there are people selling dumb things on craigslist, I’ll be there sending even dumber emails trying to get them to respond.”



Reply to:****
Date: 2009-06-04, 10:26AM PDTI am opening an antique auction and I need an auctioneer that is familiar with antiques.
If there is an interest in this job please email me or give me a call at (310) 409-**** Joshua


Me: heythereimanauctioneerivebeendoingitfor10,20,25yearstobeexact
peoplehavecalledmethebaberuthofauctioneering oneofthegreatesttoeverswingthemallet(getit?likeswingingabat)
iamveryfamiliarwithalltypesofantiques,antiques,antiques,iwillsellthem formaximumprofitandefficiency.
ialsoliketomixinjokeswheniamrunning theauctionitkeepspeopleawakeandontheirtoes. sincerelytywilsone

Joshua: When would you be available to come in for an interview?

Me: howbout2,canIgeta2,2pm,2pm,doIheara2:30 whateverworksforyouworksforme.


I really cannot believe he responded.  Does he think that auctioneers actually type the way they speak
or does he just assume that the spacebar on my keyboard is broken?

Seriously, I have nothing else to say.  I still cant believe he replied.



One Response to Going Once….Going Twice….
  1. Bradass
    June 12, 2009 | 9:50 am

    LOL. Brilliant!

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