It’s been too long since we’ve visited Hot Chicks with Douche Bags. Well, they’re still bringing it. Boo-yah!
Oh, Linda.
How bold you think you are dating The Chinchilla. How daddy suffers for your wayward ways.
His chinstrappy gray vest / silk t-shirt wearing smug douche-pouty choaditude convinced you he was “dangerous.”
He “slappa the bass” in his Clash tribute band, “Cock the Casbah,” during open-mic-night at the Beer Shack. And it was rad.
Such a poor choice, Linda. But I will forgive you.
By awkwardly fondling your outer thigh area with a fly swatter and a jar of mustard.”
