Dear Mike,
I love your spunk, seriously. This is great. But I am nervous about you setting the bar too high – too soon.
What’s going to happen when your best friend steals your wife? Or the person who broke into your home while you were on vacation and stole your laptop and flat screen?
Best of luck. I’m still on the hunt of the girl who stole my virginity.
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Maybe I should return his shit before he takes a spiked bat to my balls.