“I Am Going to Kill You”

Dear Mike,

I love your spunk, seriously. This is great. But I am nervous about you setting the bar too high – too soon.

What’s going to happen when your best friend steals your wife? Or the person who broke into your home while you were on vacation and stole your laptop and flat screen?

Best of luck. I’m still on the hunt of the girl who stole my virginity.



One Response to “I Am Going to Kill You”
  1. Uncle Quilly
    January 27, 2010 | 11:21 pm

    Maybe I should return his shit before he takes a spiked bat to my balls.

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