I NEED A RAISE – NOW

I’ve got a proposition for you! I’m going to need a 7% pay raise or this fucking dog gets it.

I’ve been serving and protecting for nearly 4 years now and I’ve never received a pay increase. Each day I come in on time, my uniform is spotless and I do my job to perfection. I have won Employee of the Month six times. I stay late every day and I haven’t used a sick day or vacation time in two years. Why is there always a “pay freeze?”

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