“Instant Spouses Not Allowed”? This ruins everything! All I wanted to do is sit in my room with my gun and my instant bride and watch Pay Per View and fill up the dresser with ice. Now I face dishonor and humiliation? Fine then, I heard there’s a Howard Johnson down the street anyway.
This guy I went to high school with put this on facebook. He’s stationed in the
Philippines and caught these signs in a hotel there apparently.