One of my favorite blogs, ShmittenKitten.com, wrote about this a few days ago. I spent several days of disbelief and research and vomiting before I decided that I would also write about it.
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P.S. – please don’t tell my girlfriend about this. I don’t need her running off with any of these eligible bachelors.
P.P.S. – This site is supposedly 100% real, which would make the former CEO Art Melton’s short bio even more incredible. This is beyond greatness.
I’m definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up “souvenirs”.
Location: New Mexico, U.S.A.
I deal in reality…and the reality is that I’m ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.
I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment… work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of ’em. As a 23 year old balding man I’m in a hurry to find love.
Location: South Dakota, USA