Ah, kids these days…
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#1 by ryan at September 6th, 2009
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just the other day my italian brother’s girlfriend went missing and he went on a killing spree just to get her back from some angry turtle with spike bands.
#2 by Jamie at September 8th, 2009
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Just the other day i saw the same guy trying to rescue a different girl from the top of this huge scaffolding tower and there was this giant ape hurling empty barrels at him as he tried to climb..
#3 by Liz at September 8th, 2009
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Just the other day my brother (who is Italian) went around stomping on innocent turtles and ate a bunch of mushrooms. He swore they gave him “extra life.”
#4 by LM at September 8th, 2009
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The other day my brother (who is Italian) jumped off of a stone stair structure, grabbed a flag and rid it down the pole. Needless to say, after he accomplished this feat, he went into a castle and fireworks announced his arrival.
#5 by hurtzsogood at September 9th, 2009
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I love it thank you. Because of all the idiots who want to blame everything except their poor parenting skills for their child’s behavior.
just saying
hurtzsogood
#6 by KillPots at September 9th, 2009
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Just the other day, after playing Leisure Suit Larry, I locked myself in the bathroom and jacked off all over my new Adidas. FML.
#7 by theanonguy at September 9th, 2009
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this man rocks
#8 by l wizzle at September 9th, 2009
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Just the other day I walked out of my house and got hit in the head by a newspaper thrown by a kid on a bike
#9 by anon at September 10th, 2009
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you’re all idiots
#10 by jane at September 10th, 2009
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Just the other day I got locked in a tower by this guy in a crazy costume and my boyfriend had to run and try and find me. He was so mad he spit fire.
#11 by Mike at September 10th, 2009
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Oh wow, way to kill the buzz, making incendiary, bitter comments. Get a life, troll.
#12 by oldskool at September 11th, 2009
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Just the other day, I locked myself in the basement of a building, listening to weird electronic music with blinking lights, hunting down little yellow pills while ghosts chased me.
#13 by pewpew at September 12th, 2009
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Just the other day, I charged my wrist mounted laser cannon. I plan to shoot it at the next face grabbing blob of jello to cross my path.
#14 by jerbeeeeefcakes at September 16th, 2009
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Just the other day, i was waltzing through the jungle, minding my own business, when some fucking ape started throwing barrels at me. Its all the media’s fault. and porn. glorious porn.
#15 by Fababs at September 26th, 2009
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Just the other day, I saw this guy. He was cool.
#16 by iMonkey at September 29th, 2009
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just the other I was an idiot
what a buzzkill
#17 by Anon at September 30th, 2009
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Just the other day I accidently a coke bottle.
Is this bad?
#18 by Anon at October 1st, 2009
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Just the other day I fell off a bridge and hit my head really hard. I ended up stealing a sword from some store and thought someone told me I was the chosen warrior and massacred a store full of rabbits.
#19 by Naa at October 6th, 2009
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Just the other day my creator’s assistant went crazy and tried to take over the world. I spent the whole damn day cleaning that up.
wtf was up with the dude with the leaves?
#20 by robbie at October 27th, 2009
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just the other day i saved the world from an evil dude. i had help from a little fairy who always bugged me…..
#21 by Lacey at October 29th, 2009
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Just the other day, I went repelling down a pit with my buddy and we kicked like a hundred crows… then we both got electrocuted and fell to the great below… it was fun. I just could never understand why those plants kept trying to lick us…
#22 by Alexandros at November 13th, 2009
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I spent half my life combating mutant warriors and monsters. Had my share of flawless victories and brutal fatalities. I guess with great power comes great responsibility…
P.S. Is there another article where I can blame rap music for the violence??
#23 by mistyreefer at December 4th, 2009
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Just the other day, i was driving my go-cart just minding my own business, when some crazy guy with a mushroom head tried to run me off the road! well not wanting to be outdone my a friggin mushroom, i revved up my trusty V12 go cart, and promptly ran his ass off the road. As he struggled to climb from the wreckage, i finished him off with a large gold oval i had in my pocket. then i ate his mushroom head cause i was starving………and…………….I tripped BALLS. For like 3 weeks straight!! that little mushroom was trully magical. -Sonic the hedgehog
#24 by Geek Daddy at January 28th, 2010
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Just the other day,
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
#25 by buffalopops at February 6th, 2010
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All that shit about lol being overused…fuck it. I gtipmp.
(That’s giggled ’till I pissed my pants)