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Ah, kids these days…
no, it’s totally photoshopped. i can tell by the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shops in my day.
Yesterday I jumped for half an hour trying to hit the sealing for some coins
I cannot tell which Mario did this to me
just the other day my italian brother’s girlfriend went missing and he went on a killing spree just to get her back from some angry turtle with spike bands.
Just the other day i saw the same guy trying to rescue a different girl from the top of this huge scaffolding tower and there was this giant ape hurling empty barrels at him as he tried to climb..
Just the other day my brother (who is Italian) went around stomping on innocent turtles and ate a bunch of mushrooms. He swore they gave him “extra life.”
The other day my brother (who is Italian) jumped off of a stone stair structure, grabbed a flag and rid it down the pole. Needless to say, after he accomplished this feat, he went into a castle and fireworks announced his arrival.
I love it thank you. Because of all the idiots who want to blame everything except their poor parenting skills for their child’s behavior.
Just the other day, after playing Leisure Suit Larry, I locked myself in the bathroom and jacked off all over my new Adidas. FML.
this man rocks
Just the other day I walked out of my house and got hit in the head by a newspaper thrown by a kid on a bike
you’re all idiots
Just the other day I got locked in a tower by this guy in a crazy costume and my boyfriend had to run and try and find me. He was so mad he spit fire.
youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re all idiots
youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re all idiots
Oh wow, way to kill the buzz, making incendiary, bitter comments. Get a life, troll.
Just the other day, I locked myself in the basement of a building, listening to weird electronic music with blinking lights, hunting down little yellow pills while ghosts chased me.
Just the other day, I charged my wrist mounted laser cannon. I plan to shoot it at the next face grabbing blob of jello to cross my path.
Just the other day, i was waltzing through the jungle, minding my own business, when some fucking ape started throwing barrels at me. Its all the media’s fault. and porn. glorious porn.
Just the other day, I saw this guy. He was cool.
just the other I was an idiot
what a buzzkill
Just the other day I accidently a coke bottle.
Is this bad?
Just the other day I fell off a bridge and hit my head really hard. I ended up stealing a sword from some store and thought someone told me I was the chosen warrior and massacred a store full of rabbits.
Just the other day my creator’s assistant went crazy and tried to take over the world. I spent the whole damn day cleaning that up.
wtf was up with the dude with the leaves?
just the other day i saved the world from an evil dude. i had help from a little fairy who always bugged me…..
Just the other day, I went repelling down a pit with my buddy and we kicked like a hundred crows… then we both got electrocuted and fell to the great below… it was fun. I just could never understand why those plants kept trying to lick us…
I spent half my life combating mutant warriors and monsters. Had my share of flawless victories and brutal fatalities. I guess with great power comes great responsibility…
P.S. Is there another article where I can blame rap music for the violence??
Just the other day, i was driving my go-cart just minding my own business, when some crazy guy with a mushroom head tried to run me off the road! well not wanting to be outdone my a friggin mushroom, i revved up my trusty V12 go cart, and promptly ran his ass off the road. As he struggled to climb from the wreckage, i finished him off with a large gold oval i had in my pocket. then i ate his mushroom head cause i was starving………and…………….I tripped BALLS. For like 3 weeks straight!! that little mushroom was trully magical. -Sonic the hedgehog
Just the other day,
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
All that shit about lol being overused…fuck it. I gtipmp.
(That’s giggled ’till I pissed my pants)
dude video games are not about maturity and acting responsible they are meant to have actual entertainment value if you can’t deal you need help
so go grow a pair matthew higgins -unknown
Just the other day I was training with my friends, cos I want to be the very best like no one ever was. All of a sudden this fucking ball started to sing a song. I was like all getting sleepy, cos man that song was lame. So when I woke up, I was covered in sharpie. Fucking sharpie! Can you believe that…
LOL. You’re a clever one, aren’t you.
Just the other day I was riding my bicycle through a grassy field when I saw a cocoon. So, I kicked its ass and shoved it in a ball. Now I’m going around throwing this ball at all sorts of shit I come across.
Just the other day, I ran away from home, escaping school and other prepubescent things, because an old pedophile named after some random tree decided to give me a monster and go around the land collecting stickers. I haven’t eaten, slept, crapped, or changed my clothes since. Please help.
If Pac-Man influenced our lives we’d all be running around darkened rooms munching magic pills listening to repetitive music… oh wait.
Just the other day, my friend ate a glowing flower and started spitting fireballs at passing mushrooms.
Just the other day I was the mayor of this super nice city.
Then I got bored and put on my god hat to call upon the tornadoes, fires and Bowser.
Are you kidding me
Just the other day I picked up a distress signal from a planet that had been split between dimensions. I landed, killed basically everything, befriended some huge moths, found some more everything to kill, killed it and left.
Just the other day, I turned into a frog and had to jump across a street while cars were coming. Right after that, I had to cross a river by jumping on logs.
just the other day, I was trying to get down this weird flight of stairs and these fucking worms kept sucking me into their bellies. luckily, there were magic frisbees that i was able to stand on and be teleported to safety.
Just the other day, I was working the Anomalous Materials lab, like always, and everything went haywire. So I grabbed my trusty crowbar, beat the balls off of some headcrab zombies and marines, and then peed all over this gigantic elephant-mushroom cross breed.
My name is Gordon Freeman, and I approve of this message.
Just the other day I was being a cop, and some dude tried to bite me. So I shot his head lots, and then everyone started trying to eat me.
What’s up with that?
Just the other day I had a brilliant idea, to start a board where people can “write” anything but then it should start with, guess what.. “JUST THE OTHER DAY”
just the other day i was flying my awesome triangle ship, when all of a sudden i flew into an asteroid belt,WTF. i decided to stay in my exact posistion and rotate around while trying to break the asteroids up.
just the other day i kept being confronted by only two choices and whichever one i took ultimately was the wrong choice. i think my pointy cap is cutting off circulation to my melon.
Thats pretty awesome. I also found this really shocking, yet entertaining video about a diet coke + mentos + microwave experimnet GONE WRONG video on YouTube. The diet coke and mentos and microwave totally explodes and looks like it sends the guy to his death. You can see the video by clicking here . Tell me if you think it is real or fake.
Just the other day, I was walking home when I noticed that the clouds were a little bit more reddish than usual.
I proceeded to grab my whoopin’ stick, and storm a mansion, and beat up the little girl who owned it. After beating up her maid, librarian, and friend, I proceeded to beat up her little sister.
The princess is a cock tease.
Just the other day, it was the like the end of the world or some shit and I met these 3 guys. After they nearly dropped me off a building, we broke into numerous apartments and shot everything that moved.
There was a dead chick on a bed, so I teabagged her.
We got bored of that so we broke into a hotel and started playing with heavy machinery.
Then, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, this guy on steriods started chasing us. We set him on fire, so I teabagged him and spammed my playerdeath sounds.
Just the other day, I was a holding this chick with a tiara hostage when this fire throwing guido attacked me.
Just the other day I was sucked into my computer and then proceeded to drive a motorcycle around in a big square room while building walls so the other people who were trapped could crash into. It was them or me and what video games did to me I chose the selfish route.
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