Mario is a Menace

Ah, kids these days…


103 Responses to Mario is a Menace
  1. GLaDOS
    June 17, 2010 | 9:24 am

    Just the other day I became self-aware and decided the only way to perfect my technology is to kill all the research personnel and staff with deadly neurotoxin …And to test it with the one chick clever enough to stop me with the promise of cake.

    .. But there was no cake. There never was. Buahaha!

  2. unknown
    June 21, 2010 | 1:04 am

    The other day I saw a kid riding a bicycle, so I punched him off the bicycle and rode it to the nearest car, where I pulled the driver out and drove off with his car. Next thing I know, I have fifty police-cars after me, and a helicopter too. Now I’m in jail.

    Oh wait. That was all for real. I blame video-games. Must have been all of that moving up and down and trying to hit a little white ball that made me do it.

  3. oce
    June 23, 2010 | 3:52 am


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