Comments on: Mario is a Menace

By: unknown

unknown — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:09:40 +0000

dude video games are not about maturity and acting responsible they are meant to have actual entertainment value if you can’t deal you need help
so go grow a pair matthew higgins -unknown

By: buffalopops

buffalopops — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:18:44 +0000

All that shit about lol being overused…fuck it. I gtipmp.
(That’s giggled ’till I pissed my pants)

By: Geek Daddy

Geek Daddy — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:12:56 +0000

Just the other day,
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

By: mistyreefer

mistyreefer — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:20:18 +0000

Just the other day, i was driving my go-cart just minding my own business, when some crazy guy with a mushroom head tried to run me off the road! well not wanting to be outdone my a friggin mushroom, i revved up my trusty V12 go cart, and promptly ran his ass off the road. As he struggled to climb from the wreckage, i finished him off with a large gold oval i had in my pocket. then i ate his mushroom head cause i was starving………and…………….I tripped BALLS. For like 3 weeks straight!! that little mushroom was trully magical. -Sonic the hedgehog

By: Alexandros

Alexandros — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:36:40 +0000

I spent half my life combating mutant warriors and monsters. Had my share of flawless victories and brutal fatalities. I guess with great power comes great responsibility…
P.S. Is there another article where I can blame rap music for the violence??

By: Lacey

Lacey — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:57:36 +0000

Just the other day, I went repelling down a pit with my buddy and we kicked like a hundred crows… then we both got electrocuted and fell to the great below… it was fun. I just could never understand why those plants kept trying to lick us…

By: robbie

robbie — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:16:59 +0000

just the other day i saved the world from an evil dude. i had help from a little fairy who always bugged me…..

By: Naa

Naa — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:47:59 +0000

Just the other day my creator’s assistant went crazy and tried to take over the world. I spent the whole damn day cleaning that up.

wtf was up with the dude with the leaves?

By: Anon

Anon — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:46:32 +0000

Just the other day I fell off a bridge and hit my head really hard. I ended up stealing a sword from some store and thought someone told me I was the chosen warrior and massacred a store full of rabbits.

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:09:55 +0000

Just the other day I accidently a coke bottle.

Is this bad?