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Writer: Uh, just checking, but it looks like the ‘Before’ photo and the ‘After’ photo are the same – weight.
Editor: Well, let me just have a look at… Yeah, that’s right.
Writer: Do we have a slimmer photo now, or possibly a fatter picture from before?
Editor: James did the photo shoot.
Writer: Should I still call it ‘Slim-Down Secrets’ then?


