Schadenfreude.net often impresses me with the funny. It’s a good read – and they’re fellow Chicagoans!
“Netflix I think you paid too much for the machine that crunches why someone likes a movie. Apparently
there’s three criteria: Actors, Directors, and inherent love of period melodrama. The next time someone
tells you they loved a movie, instantly insist that they would also like Age Of Innocence.
Also: Upon further review, Batman Returns might be the stupidest movie ever made. But, of course, the
Spawn caveat appliesĀ this doesn’t mean I don’t love it.”


