My Daughter is a Gold Digger

Meet my daughter, the little gold digger, and her new boyfriend. What a happy couple they look like. I can’t even say this guy could be her grandfather, because he’s way older than him; maybe great-grandfather.

I am completely against this relationship, and have told my daughter so many times. And yeah, I’ve met him, we talked. He says he’s in love, but has trouble remembering her name.


14 Responses to My Daughter is a Gold Digger
  1. moyst
    August 31, 2009 | 1:16 pm

    Is that wood paneling???

  2. Casey
    August 31, 2009 | 3:52 pm

    you look at this picture and the wood paneling catches your eye? i sense some family issues

  3. Anon
    August 31, 2009 | 10:33 pm

    That’s not solid wood paneling. Closer to Fiberboard than real wood paneling. At least the gold ring he is wearing is worth something.

  4. Claire
    September 1, 2009 | 10:37 am

    The glasses look like they might be antique. could be something there.

  5. joan
    September 1, 2009 | 10:39 am

    What the hell does he need all those light switches for? There’s gotta be atleast 10 of those things!

  6. Anon
    September 1, 2009 | 6:42 pm

    naw look at that watch its gotta be a Rolex as a fellow old man that loves his flannel shirts. i know we roll fly

  7. David Carradine
    September 3, 2009 | 11:52 am

    I saw this happy couple when I was hanging around Bangkok.

  8. Reggie Bush
    September 6, 2009 | 8:32 pm

    Those aren’t light switches. It’s a heating/air conditioning register.

  9. zoop55
    September 7, 2009 | 4:05 pm

    its an air vent.

    i can see the flies are well taken care of.

  10. ThatOneGirl
    September 8, 2009 | 4:50 pm

    What I find so hilarious about this, is not the picture but the comments under it. I love how almost all of them are about wood paneling and not the serious case of cradle robbing going on in the pic.


  11. GFYM‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭
    September 9, 2009 | 4:48 pm

    I got the exact same wood paneling in my bedroom, but not the old guy.
    It’s just so 70´.

  12. helloexactly
    September 10, 2009 | 7:37 pm

    that table looks like a nice retro piece…i can tell its worn either from playing dominoes or the old f*#@ plowing that cheerleader with his Viagra dick.

  13. Kamikaze Goldfish
    October 7, 2009 | 4:52 pm

    I didn’t know that gold diggers started at 12…damn I’m behind. Also, I don’t think she’s doing it right, since if you have wood paneling in your house, you’re probably not as rich as you’d have to be to get me to let you grope my boobs.

  14. Dr Wright
    December 19, 2009 | 1:03 am

    Wood paneling and a fly swatter??? Thay guy doesnt have any money, someone better tell her!

    Dr. Wright

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