Newton the Dog

My downstairs neighbor, with whom Newton the Dog has a longstanding and intimate relationship, has written a resume to help the little one find gainful employment. With this, my dog will finally be able to pay his portion of the rent and utilities.

If any of you future employers would like to schedule an interview, please respond to this posting or email the address below.

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4 Responses to Newton the Dog
  1. tania
    June 18, 2009 | 7:18 pm

    i love it! i’ll hire him to keep me company any day!

  2. Heather
    June 18, 2009 | 11:33 pm

    Oh, Fuckin A.

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