We posted this awhile ago, but I think it is worth revisiting. Especially now that it’s an awesome techno song.
“Chewing is tough! The animal birds chews up their food and throws it up in their kids’ mouths. C’mon! Why can’t my mom be birds”
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The only thing better than this picture is the fact that he would probably say this with an expressionless face and a dry monotone voice.
Laura M. sent this in.
It’s kinda like if my dad wrote a song about how much he doesn’t understand facebook, but cursed throughout it.
This is one of the guys who is still in the running for President. His name is Antanas Mockus (“Super Citizen”), who is the current mayor of Bogota (one the largest cities in Colombia, btw.) What do I know though. From the looks of it, he’s definitely man enough.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. You can literally take any crappy t-shirt saying, add an alpaca or a llama, and it will be funny.
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