You don’t have to reveal that you were 27, or that you cried afterward, or that you still would consider yourself a virgin since you had to pay for sex when you were 27, or that you haven’t had sex since and you’re 29 now. Hooray!!
We posted this awhile ago, but I think it is worth revisiting. Especially now that it’s an awesome techno song.
It’s funny because it’s true. Submitted by Ryan.
“Chewing is tough! The animal birds chews up their food and throws it up in their kids’ mouths. C’mon! Why can’t my mom be birds”
Imagine Twitter, but the only people who are allowed to post anything are comedians.
Welcome to Witstream, where they affirm the Shakespearean saying, Brevity is the soul of wit.
I’ve always known this, but never wanted to admit it. I guess it takes hard, mathematical proof.
One of my favorite memes continues to deliver. Topical Humor!!!!!!!
The only thing better than this picture is the fact that he would probably say this with an expressionless face and a dry monotone voice.
Laura M. sent this in.
It’s kinda like if my dad wrote a song about how much he doesn’t understand facebook, but cursed throughout it.
This is one of the guys who is still in the running for President. His name is Antanas Mockus (“Super Citizen”), who is the current mayor of Bogota (one the largest cities in Colombia, btw.) What do I know though. From the looks of it, he’s definitely man enough.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. You can literally take any crappy t-shirt saying, add an alpaca or a llama, and it will be funny.
Thanks Again Unrelated Captions!
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