This photo has made its way around the interwebs three times now, and it’s my turn to perpetuate that.
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.
The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come
screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked
when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it
against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was
not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My
yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally
drove up my yard.”
While looking for dinner ideas, I stumbled across this wonderful creation. That’s right scrambled eggs served in a martini glass made of bacon.
So my friend sent me a pretty hilarious link to chicagogangs.org. I checked it out and found myself a chat room. What a fun time I had in there. Here is an excerpt, I’m young_scrimshaw:
I don’t know much about freestyle rap, but I think this guy has a lot of homework to do.
Fortunately, he will get plenty of time in lock up, and a cool new topic on which to rap.
Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars
Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal
while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone: Priceless
Kevan E. – you are indeed hilarious, thanks!
Your finals are coming up – drop out of college!
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