Parents

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Jersey City, NJ. La Pointe Park.

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Find Me, Prince Charming

Whoa. “I’m not crazy but I have been institutionalized.”

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My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

Who approves these book titles? Seriously? I mean, those kittens are adorable, but jeez.

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Box of Rape

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Finger Hooks

My wife asked me to pick these up from the store a few months ago. She’s out of town this weekend and I thought I’d install them while she was away but I can’t find them for the life of me.

What did she do with the finger hooks?

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I NEED A RAISE – NOW

I’ve got a proposition for you! I’m going to need a 7% pay raise or this fucking dog gets it.

I’ve been serving and protecting for nearly 4 years now and I’ve never received a pay increase. Each day I come in on time, my uniform is spotless and I do my job to perfection. I have won Employee of the Month six times. I stay late every day and I haven’t used a sick day or vacation time in two years. Why is there always a “pay freeze?”

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never rub against the wall

A couple weeks ago, Alex U. suggested we check out Engrish.com, for this we salute him, and you should check it out, too.

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TORNAINBOW

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Between Two Ferns

AHAHAHAHA – we’ve posted a video from this series before. Too funny, hot damn.

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Unrelated Captions

In what was probably the most polite email I’ve ever received, Andrea recommended we check out Unrelated Captions. This Andrea, she gets it, she’s funny.

We too recommend you check out this website. Happy Friday, bitches!

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Donut Seeds

Adorable? YES
Hilarious? YES

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Professional Gift Raping

I just submitted my resume, I hope they hire me. And I hope someone gives Natalie Portman as a gift!

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I love how the sign below is all perfectly spelled.

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Ice Cream and Cake

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Thanksgiving is Coming!

This whole site, Extreme Advertisements, is so fucking wonderful!

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Get More Energy

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