Praise-r-cise

Is this the diet where you spend most of your day on your knees, spitting instead of swallowing?

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LOCKSMITH

Oh, the irony!

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Prison Interview

Dear Debbie Blackbox;

Wonderful! How soon can he start? Next summer? What date? We have some positions in accounting that would include money laundering and standard “fixing the books.” I would assume your husband has learned skills and tricks for these kind of illegal activities and would be more than OK with returning to prison for a crime he DID commit! As far as benefits, we can offer a minimum wage as well as 25% of whatever he can embezzle from us.

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Chinese Immigrant

I hope this person got an A++

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Pedo Teacher?!?!

WTFuck is this site? Holy Jesus! < pedoteacher.com >

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Tamara Hoover a high school art teacher had been fired because of topless photos posted on the internet. The pics were put on flickr.com by her partner and were discovered and reported to school officials who summarily dismissed her because students would now have access to the pornographic material via the Internet.

Tamara Hoover has agreed to resign from her position at Austin High School in Texas and received a $14K settlement from the school.

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Idiot Gene

AHAHA! Boy oh boy, thank you lamebook.com

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Penny Lane: Literal Video Version

Thank you!

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Tetris Dress

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The Nineties in One Picture

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What’re you doing in there?

I get it! People in Asian countries eat dogs! Aren’t stereotypes fun?!?!

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Shit Box

Yes, this is an actual product you can actually buy – HERE

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Clearly

Let me just help work this out – “That’s why you’re following me.” Clearly you are not a leader in spelling and grammar proficiency.

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Wash Your Hands

Jesus Christ! OK, guys aren’t that good at washing their hands after they use the bathroom, but that’s no reason to put up hand washing instructions. And six steps? Too much. Thanks Swim Cafe, thanks…

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Reborn as Porn

We’ve hit a new low with this one. b3ta.com started a photoshop challenge and welcomed Reborn as Porn submissions. Browse the gallery, at your own risk…

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Pearl Necklace

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Painfully Honest and Epic Mobile Home Commercial

Damn right!

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