Banana Republic

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“Home at last! Home at last!”

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Tested on Animals

Did you wash them afterward? Does it still smell like goat?

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Above and Beyond the Call of Duty

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“holy. fucking. shit. you have gone FAR above and beyond the call of duty my friend.

awesome shit – a list

  • Wolfington McGrady’s spirit watching from the skys after his freak pickle factory accident
  • green fucking stars.
  • totaly epic unicorn featuring lens flare back lighting
  • fringe AND feathers
  • POCA-MOTHER FUCKING-HANTES”

 

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Smokey the Murderer

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Needlepoint for Men

Thank goodness I’ve found this. I’ve been doing needlepoint for years but every book is written for women and it’s so embarrassing.

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History

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Mom, Get Off That Dolphin

Everything about this is so WIN!

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Explosions and Boobs

Did you all see my new favorite website? ExplosionsAndBoobs.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click around a little bit. And, you’re welcome…

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Awkward Boners

Oh boy! Have you ever been to AwkwardBoners.com? hi-larry-us!!! How come I never get invites to these kind of parties?

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Weight Loss Without Dieting

Brilliant! Google runs through the text, tags and description then forces this wonderfully placed advertisement.

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Xbox

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Do not plug your head into your Xbox.
Do not plug your cow into your Xbox.
Do plug your Xbox into the Atlantic Ocean.
Do not attempt to use a fish or brain on your Xbox.

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Looking for artist

I’m not sure what “ganj” is but it better be worth it. Wait, what do you guys look like? This? or this? I’m hungry.

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Worst Shopping Run, Ever

Thanks to Jess for sending this in. I saw the full 10 minute version on youtube yesterday. People are claiming he is drunk and I doubt that is the case. This guys is trippin’ balls!

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Free Porno – Mags & Videos

You Suck at Craigslist is one of our favorite sites, partially because they are this awesome!

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Carl Zeiss: Lose Canon

Photoshop Disasters is keepin’ it real. We stopped by again and grabbed this gem. Be sure to check out the NEWS they’ve been making lately.

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From: pr@zeiss.de
To: art@zeiss.de
Subject: changes for press release
Please make sure you take out the branding on the camera. Remember, we are a world-class optics company, so people expect us to notice small details.

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