
“Home at last! Home at last!”
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“holy. fucking. shit. you have gone FAR above and beyond the call of duty my friend.
awesome shit – a list
Thank goodness I’ve found this. I’ve been doing needlepoint for years but every book is written for women and it’s so embarrassing.
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Did you all see my new favorite website? ExplosionsAndBoobs.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click around a little bit. And, you’re welcome…
Oh boy! Have you ever been to AwkwardBoners.com? hi-larry-us!!! How come I never get invites to these kind of parties?

Brilliant! Google runs through the text, tags and description then forces this wonderfully placed advertisement.
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Do not plug your head into your Xbox.
Do not plug your cow into your Xbox.
Do plug your Xbox into the Atlantic Ocean.
Do not attempt to use a fish or brain on your Xbox.
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You Suck at Craigslist is one of our favorite sites, partially because they are this awesome!
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Photoshop Disasters is keepin’ it real. We stopped by again and grabbed this gem. Be sure to check out the NEWS they’ve been making lately.
From: pr@zeiss.de
To: art@zeiss.de
Subject: changes for press release
Please make sure you take out the branding on the camera. Remember, we are a world-class optics company, so people expect us to notice small details.
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