Keyboard Cat

I must admit that I have a bias. I am the owner of a record label and I’m always looking for new talent, so when I came across this I thought, “Keyboard Cat is so famous, and this feline is younger, cuter and probably more versatile. I’m going to be rich!”

Upon flying to New Zealand (where this cat lives), I soon learned that I was terribly wrong. First, and completely news to me, Keyboard Cat is not real. Second, this cat has absolutely no musical talent.

Either way, I signed the kitty for a three year deal and a $250,000 advance in hopes that at least these dancing lessons will pay off. You gotta spend money to make money, ‘eh?


Keyboard Cat himself, after the fold.

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Get Out of My Picture!

So, there we are, just minding our own business, setting up a beautiful photo of my lover and Lake Minnewanka in Banff National Park-Canada when some stupid humans ruin the shot.

I told Vanessa to hold still as I readied the focus and centered the shot when these two sophomoric homo-erecti decide to photobomb my shit and make complete asses of themselves. Ridiculous!



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I kissed a girl, and I liked it, then I went to Hell

Katy Perry sang how she enjoyed her make-out session with a member of the same sex and pastor David M. Allison was pissed. So mad, Allison changed his church’s sign, granted nationwide interviews to news organizations, and preached about how un-biblical same sex relationships are.

True, this happened several months ago, but I don’t have cable, and fuck, this song is catchy…


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Porn Star or Potato?

I found this gem while kicking around twitter. My score was a 13, beat me – but know, it’s harder than you think.


[] found by @robbyanderson

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Chuck Norris vs. Paper

chuck norris paper throw at student

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Breast Feeding Baby Doll

Bebe Gloton, preparing teenagers for pregnancy one step at a time.

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We Can’t Think of a Caption for This…


submitted by Homebass

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Abraham Lincoln in Escape From LA


But, in case you don’t know what we’re talking about, try this…


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Planned Parenthood Protestors

Craigslist! I love you!!



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Selling my truck.


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Parking in San Francisco is Dangerous for your Kids



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What the Hell is Wrong with Us?

“I think this pretty much speaks for itself”



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Ah, this fool had it coming.


[] submitted by Homebass

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Penis Magazine

penis magazine

Someone was using this magazine image in a presentation at work. Apparently, I am the only dirty-minded person around.

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Office Douche Bag

Homebass sent this in. I think he has a boner for because he also sent in that Psycho Girlfriend video last week.

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