Get Out of My Picture!

So, there we are, just minding our own business, setting up a beautiful photo of my lover and Lake Minnewanka in Banff National Park-Canada when some stupid humans ruin the shot.

I told Vanessa to hold still as I readied the focus and centered the shot when these two sophomoric homo-erecti decide to photobomb my shit and make complete asses of themselves. Ridiculous!

squirrel-portrait-banff-sw

[photography.nationalgeographic.com]

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I kissed a girl, and I liked it, then I went to Hell

Katy Perry sang how she enjoyed her make-out session with a member of the same sex and pastor David M. Allison was pissed. So mad, Allison changed his church’s sign, granted nationwide interviews to news organizations, and preached about how un-biblical same sex relationships are.

True, this happened several months ago, but I don’t have cable, and fuck, this song is catchy…

kissed-a-girl

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Porn Star or Potato?

I found this gem while kicking around twitter. My score was a 13, beat me – but know, it’s harder than you think.

pornstar-or-potato

[pornstarorpotato.com] found by @robbyanderson

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Chuck Norris vs. Paper

chuck norris paper throw at student

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Breast Feeding Baby Doll

Bebe Gloton, preparing teenagers for pregnancy one step at a time.

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We Can’t Think of a Caption for This…

iamhilarious

submitted by Homebass

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Abraham Lincoln in Escape From LA

lincoln-escape-from-la

But, in case you don’t know what we’re talking about, try this…

[everythingrandom.net]

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Planned Parenthood Protestors

Craigslist! I love you!!

abortion

[craigslist.org]

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Selling my truck.

ford150

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Parking in San Francisco is Dangerous for your Kids

angry_windshield_message

[sfist.com]

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What the Hell is Wrong with Us?

“I think this pretty much speaks for itself”

television-wrong

[badmouth.net]

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OMG I HATE MY JOB!!

Ah, this fool had it coming.

i-hate-my-job

[facebook.com] submitted by Homebass

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Penis Magazine

penis magazine

Someone was using this magazine image in a presentation at work. Apparently, I am the only dirty-minded person around.

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Office Douche Bag

Homebass sent this in. I think he has a boner for RecklessTortuga.com because he also sent in that Psycho Girlfriend video last week.

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Who is the most impressive man?

3 average guys
Guy on the left scored 100 points in an NBA basketball game and slept with 20,000 women (hotness of women can’t be confirmed).

Lil’ Guy in the middle was Mr. Olympia at age 23 and continued to win 7 times. (now the 38th governor of California)

Guy on the right threw other men around for a living and once drank 119 beers in 6 hours (1 beer every 3 minutes for 6 hours).

My pick

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