Double Cock Keeper

We haven’t been over to Unfortunate Names in too long, and they keep bringin’ it.


“I can barely handle one, but would never complain about having another!”



This was sent in by our old friend Heather Rex. If you don’t want to read this, you can have it read to you here:

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Curious George Takes a Job

I think Tom Oatmeal took a few weeks off, but now he’s back, and making funny like this again. Thank God!


Guy in Green: Okay George so I’m sure you’re incredibly curious about
this squeegee! It’s simple. Basically, you just…

Curious George: I know what a fucking squeegee does.

Guy in White: (nervous) hahahaha…

Curious George: Shut up.


Too late for Father’s Day?

If it is, I’m sorry. I found this hilarious, and needed to share it with all you jerks…

durex ad


Bachelorette Party

All of Barbara’s friends we so excited to throw her a bachelorette party. Gertrude dug out her “crunk jacket” for the special occasion, the one with the sunflowers. Sandy had her best earrings in. They posed just perfectly for this photo, taken by the waitress outside of Hooters. “I’m getting married again!” said Barbara, then she peeled away on her chopper.

the bachellorette party

Creepiest Book Ever


I found this on Slightly Warped.

Bear Plow


I found this while browsing

Having Puppy = Having Baby

Nicely executed, pretty hilarious, CRAZY ENDING!!! I love it!

“He probably smells your baby…”

Zangief Body Slam

Street Fighter hero Zangief brings the smack down to this bitch! Booyah!




The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotes makes us laugh again!


“I’m imagining some iguanas in Dolce and Gabana cockapoo costumes.”


Two Men Fish for Elephants

Hilarious! And Buttersafe, what an awesome comic, to boot…



Do Not Buy The Licorice


Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

You can’t believe how excited I was to wait until the weekend before I showed you Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.



Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions

My girlfriend sent me this. I think she’s xenophobic…

Machine Gun Wedding

Thank you Lamebook, for existing!