Mild, Medium or Cougar?

In a past posting we shared a device that would help you cover up unwanted camel toe but after a little research the Camel Toe is nothing to be ashamed of. And now there are new ways to intensify your camel. Flaunt it, ladies.

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Facebook Vanity URL Destroys Friendship

Last week Facebook started offering Vanity URLs and within 15 minutes over a half million facebookers had what they’d been hoping for since they left Myspace, their name in their URL. The best one was grabbed by Christine Shipley of San Francisco. Instead of grabbing her name she went with facebook.com/default.aspx. Yes, her name could easily be confused as the default landing page for Facebook. (Though, savvy users will know that the site is actually built in PHP, and not ASP, which the .aspx extension suggests).

It seemed not everyone grabbed their own name. Some opted to grab their friend’s names, end friendships. All for our viewing pleasure.

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Comedic Tradgey

These, and nine more at oddee.com, but read at your own risk, some of them are tradgic.

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How to Quit Your Job

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Cicero on Twitter

I looked for this account, it doesn’t exist, trust me…

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Zombies Seeking Brains

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Forgotten Episode…

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I was computering hard at 3:30am when I found this. Check out some more @ stonerparty.

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Holy Fucking Shit! I’m going to be the first in line to see this masterpiece!!!!!!!!!

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Killer Stop Motion…

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Lil Wayne Wanted

Brilliant! Finally, a chance for me to show the world how hard I’ve been practicing!!!

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Number of 5 year olds I could take in a fight

I just took this quiz, and 25 seems like a decent number…

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Pets in your apartment

It’s a pretty long read, but worth it.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thank you for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

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From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

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From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

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Kinky bed restraints

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Party boy!

He will be hosting my next party.

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How Can I Test if my Son is Gay?

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