Performance “Rider”

Our recent fascination with “Riders” inspires us to create our own soon. Watch out stardom, here we come. Courtesy of youlooknicetoday.com


Transcript of the leaked email (or see the original here):

From: REDACTED
To: REDACTED @ hotmail.com
Subject: (! High Priority !) MOPs Appearance

Hi Tina:

Please find the fellows standard dressing room requests below. Note that this was agreed to in the final (signed) version of the contract dated 12/14/08. [winking emoticon]

Thanks

AFF

Alan F. Furstwether
Manager, MOPs
11 Sunset Pkwy
Coalinga, CA 93210

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MONSTERS OF PODCASTING DRESSING ROOM SET-UP

YOU LOOK NICE TODAY

Please provide:

  1. 3 chairs
  2. A few Diet Cokes, or whatever you have around, no big deal (Adam gets thirsty)

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JORDAN, JESSE GO!

Venue has agreed to provide:

  1. 2 mahogany and/or teak writing desks
  2. 2 Aeron++ chairs, NEVER USED, arranged: Lumbar 14, LB 7, Leg height 2.3, spine angle 79.8′
  3. Bow tie steam press
  4. Stereo CD player w/ remote, turned on, set to play track #8 of Sade’s Promise on repeat
  5. Rand McNally’s Atlas of the United States, pages 45-72 torn out
  6. 1:18 scale replica of San Francisco International Airport – a non-denominational prayer chapel
  7. 3 heads butter lettuce, buttered
  8. 3X5 notecard taped to the mirror, with the name of the venue’s city and area code written on it
  9. 1 native Portuguese speaker
  10. That day’s Craigslist W4M “Missed Connections” –  printed out, all proper names highlighted
  11. Vase of white roses smashed on the floor, then glued back together as if nothing ever happened
  12. 2 yellow men’s Size L T-Shirts. One says BANANNA, the other says PANTS. Note the misspelling.
  13. A treasure map that leads to real treasure

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