Platinum Diamond Three Stone Emerald Cut Ring

platinum-ringI’m on to you James “Vandersnoot” – so thanks for this and the other great product reviews you’ve done on amazon.com

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Platinum Diamond Three Stone Emerald Cut Ring (3.1 ct Center, 5.29 cttw, H Color, VVS2 Clarity), Size 7
Price: $61,000.00

(1 Customer Review) “Its a bit small. Then again the retail price is hardly my weekly salary, let alone 2-months salary. I hold the ring up to the sun to light my wad of hundred dollar bills on fire in order to light my Havana cigars hand made by Fidel Castro. After I take one puff I put it out on one of the Picaso’s I use as doormats.”

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2 Responses to Platinum Diamond Three Stone Emerald Cut Ring
  1. Amanda
    February 20, 2010 | 12:57 am

    I just love those clear, colorless, non green emeralds. So unique. Green was my favorite color, but I’ve never been on for conformists anyways I guess. Even emeralds can learn to not conform. Go! Be clear! Shed your green coloring and LAUGH at the conformist diamonds!

  2. Peg
    May 17, 2010 | 5:39 pm

    Amanda- Emerald cut means the rectangle shape of the cut of the diamond, they are not advertising that there are emeralds on the ring, just the style of cut of the diamond.

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