I’m on to you James “Vandersnoot” – so thanks for this and the other great product reviews you’ve done on amazon.com
Platinum Diamond Three Stone Emerald Cut Ring (3.1 ct Center, 5.29 cttw, H Color, VVS2 Clarity), Size 7
(1 Customer Review) “Its a bit small. Then again the retail price is hardly my weekly salary, let alone 2-months salary. I hold the ring up to the sun to light my wad of hundred dollar bills on fire in order to light my Havana cigars hand made by Fidel Castro. After I take one puff I put it out on one of the Picaso’s I use as doormats.”
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