Dear Debbie Blackbox;
Wonderful! How soon can he start? Next summer? What date? We have some positions in accounting that would include money laundering and standard “fixing the books.” I would assume your husband has learned skills and tricks for these kind of illegal activities and would be more than OK with returning to prison for a crime he DID commit! As far as benefits, we can offer a minimum wage as well as 25% of whatever he can embezzle from us.
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