Who is this jerk? Why was he such a jerk? Could you believe this? It would probably be appropriate for me to blur out his phone number, but I’m not going to.
I did not write him back after this, what you see is the whole conversation.
For a moment it seemed like a fun thing we had going on, like a future text message only pen pal or something, but then this shit.
Part of the problem is, there are probably a dozen friends of mine who would start a text message conversation like this, like, “Wats up pussy fabian.”
My true friends, though, know how I feel about text messages. If you’ve sent me more than 4 in one day, you should probably just call, because I’m probably agitated with the back and forth.
And another thing, please take care of your terrible grammar. I am no grammar king, but I know that you’re wrong “hector.”
How about a quick lesson:
“What’s up pussy fabian?”
“No, you can” – though an incomplete sentence
“No, it’s really Hector.”
“Is this Marcos or Fabian?”
“Fuck you, then!”
Good luck to you Hector. I hope you eventually got in contact with Marcos or Fabian. Then, I hope you slam your fingers in the car door for this ridiculous exclamation of your idiocy and insensitivity.