MANAGER: Chef, what’s the soup today?
CHEF: Uh, soup?
MANAGER: The soup of the day. On Wednesdays it’s normally tomato bisque.
CHEF: Yeeeeeeaaaaah, about that…
MANAGER: About what?
CHEF: It was going to be Italian Wedding, but Hector forgot to stir it and it burnt.
MANAGER: Burnt? How do you burn a broth based soup?
CHEF: That’s what I want to know.
HECTOR: Lo siento!
MANAGER: Jesus, Chef! This is the last thing I need today; I have to take section 4 during the lunch rush ’cause Melissa’s a no-call-no-show. Fuck it!