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HER LUCKY DAY! (Although I haven’t heard back)

Santa Monica Von’s parking lot, you’re gorgeous – w4m – 22 (Broadway and Lincoln Vons)

Alright. I normally wouldn’t do this, haha, I don’t see a reason to. But, you are worth it, I think.

Vons at approx. 11:45am-ish. Saturday late morning. I was checking out your bentley (or maybe it was a friends, either way I don’t care. ) I took my eyes off the bentley only to put my eyes on you and then realized you were walking to my previous eye ogglement – the bentley. What a perfect combination, gorgeous man, gorgeous car. Maybe a matching personality? I would like to find out. After you put your purchase in your vehicle you went back into the store after I entered, I’m hoping b/c you wanted to make a connection. I ended up being behind you at check-out. I should have said something. You are most likely not the type to check these out, but hey I’m not either. We’ll see.

Get at me

So I know it’s you.  What kind of bentley were you driving (color and model)?

I’m the Gentleman from the Von’s Parking Lot!

Hi There!

I was just having my assistant read the craigslist missed connections aloud to me, when your ad caught my attention. I believe I am the man you’re looking for. I can assure you that my personality indeed matches both my stunning good looks and my fleet of expensive automobiles. I’m incredibly kind! My friends say I have a gigantic heart because I’m always talking about how much I’d like to give to those African or Mexican kids or whatever and my doctors say I have a gigantic heart because I do cocaine most nights until I finally pass out at 10am in the middle of taking a dump. If the drug use thing kind of bums you out then please, focus on why my heart is big metaphorically.