Tag Archive: Website

The Drama Button

Bookmark this, use your bookmark, no more questions… [dramabutton.com]

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Chivalry Isn’t Dead, But Your Sex Life Is

(I’ve just come in from putting out some trash and notice a woman a few meters behind me, so I decide to wait and hold the door open.)

Female customer: “Excuse me, what are you doing?”

Me: “I’m holding the door open.”

Female customer: “No, you’re being sexist! That’s what you are!

Me: “Excuse me?”

Female customer: “You think that just because I’m a woman I can’t open a door for myself? I’ll have you know that I have been opening doors all my life.”

Me: “I don’t doubt that, ma’am. I was just trying to be polite.”

Female customer: “Pig! I am never going to eat here again!”

(She storms off as my manager, who is also a woman, walks by.)

Manager: “God, that girl needs to get laid!”

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At NotAlwaysRight.com you can read countless stories of life in the hospitality industry. Enjoy!

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A “Sincere” Apology

From the optomists at passiveaggressivenotes.com comes this passive-aggressively written note.

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Pull My Finger

More proof that I am a boy who still laughs at farts. Gross, but hilarious! Have fun with misternicehands.com

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Discovery

Those geniuses at despair.com have long kept us giggling our way down the corporate ladder. If you think this is funny, check out their site for some more awesomeness. You can get these on posters, mugs, calendars, and whatever else your heart desires; as long as you have the money.

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Overheard in New York

People in New York have ears, and apparently they are good at eavesdropping and remembering as evidenced by this entire website: overheardinnewyork.com

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Google Search

Dammit Google, every time with you!

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Thanks to cmg420.tumblr.com

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FlickrBlockrs

“With FlickrBlockrs (patent pending) you’re finally able to relax in front of the camera! Don’t fret about looking awkward! No one will know who you are! YOU CAN NOW HIDE BEHIND THE ANONYMITY OF THE INTERNET!”

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Outstanding Golf Pants

Dear IAmHilarious,

Where can I get uber flashy golf pants for my weekend with the ad execs in Pebble Beach? I would like them to remember me as someone who is extremely good at golf, but knows how to party.

why – loudmouthgolf.com – of course

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Got Camel Toe?

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Finally, they have helped us solve our most pressing issue come bathing suit season.

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