Welcome to Goliath Casket, Inc.

What a brilliant idea! When I found this website, a flood of thoughts and questions rushed through my brain:

  • Who designed this terrible website?
  • How big do they make these?
  • Damn, look at the size of those fuckers.
  • How many normal sized people can fit into one?
    • Is it legal to bury multiple people in one casket?
  • What’s the difference between a casket and a coffin?
  • I love the backstory
    • In 1985, Keith’s father, Forrest Davis, (Pee Wee) quit his job as a welder in a casket factory and said, Boys, I’m gonna go home and build oversize caskets that you would be proud to put your mother in.



2 Responses to Welcome to Goliath Casket, Inc.
  1. Alien
    May 14, 2010 | 9:16 pm

    Yes, but can one have a television put in?

  2. Joanne
    June 9, 2011 | 8:33 am

    I’m pretty sure they’re for the morbidly obese. Unless you’re Mr. Burns and you’re planning on having Smithers buried with you.

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