What is this thing?

The FedEx guy came today and dropped off a package that was addressed to Robert “the Orgasm King” Bowman. I know I’m drunk a lot, but I don’t remember ordering this contraption.

What is this thing, anyways? I must have slipped into Tyler Durden mode and done some online shopping. I’m not sure what it does, but I figure I can try to get some use out of it.

Let me know if you have any ideas. I’d love to hear…

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7 Responses to What is this thing?
  1. Heather
    July 8, 2009 | 1:23 pm

    It’s for placing your sunglasses on when you don’t want to wear them. People look like real assholes putting them on their head or behind their ears or on their shirt.

  2. bowman
    July 8, 2009 | 1:26 pm

    Heather :

    It’s for placing your sunglasses on when you don’t want to wear them. People look like real assholes putting them on their head or behind their ears or on their shirt.

    Are you sure?

  3. Bradass
    July 9, 2009 | 4:27 pm

    I’m not sure what it is… damn, your legs are smooth.

  4. Joe
    July 10, 2009 | 9:21 am

    It’s what Lauren uses to keep Andy in line.

  5. lauren
    July 10, 2009 | 2:38 pm

    I can really do some damage.

  6. carolyn
    July 28, 2009 | 9:15 pm

    I think newton got at your credit card again . . .

  7. max factor
    August 29, 2009 | 11:25 pm

    It’s one of those intimidation devices for office environments. It keeps the promotes (promotionals (pro-pros)) coming fast and hard.

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