The FedEx guy came today and dropped off a package that was addressed to Robert “the Orgasm King” Bowman. I know I’m drunk a lot, but I don’t remember ordering this contraption.
What is this thing, anyways? I must have slipped into Tyler Durden mode and done some online shopping. I’m not sure what it does, but I figure I can try to get some use out of it.
Let me know if you have any ideas. I’d love to hear…
It’s for placing your sunglasses on when you don’t want to wear them. People look like real assholes putting them on their head or behind their ears or on their shirt.
Are you sure?
I’m not sure what it is… damn, your legs are smooth.
It’s what Lauren uses to keep Andy in line.
I can really do some damage.
I think newton got at your credit card again . . .
It’s one of those intimidation devices for office environments. It keeps the promotes (promotionals (pro-pros)) coming fast and hard.