WTF?! My TV no longer works!?!?

This morning when I poured my Grape Nuts and sat down to enjoy the local news, I was surprised to find that my TV no longers works?! Surely the problem was not with my trusty Motorola… I wiggled some wires… nothing. I unscrewed the little connector that holds on my antenna… blew on it and then screwed it back in. Still nothing. At this point I was running out of options… I had no choice, but to get out my ladder and check the large antenna on my roof. “Did squirrels chew through the wires again”, I wondered? An hour later I sat on my roof yelling to my wife, “How about now?”. “Still nothing she replied”. I scratched my head and decided that I had no choice but to drive into town and buy some tin foil. Another hour later my living room is covered in fifty feet of foil and twenty coat hangers. STILL NOTHING?! At this point I had to give up go to work. Let me know if anyone has any ideas. Otherwise, I’m thinking of carrying my TV to the 3rd floor this evening in hopes of better reception.

Why won't you work?!

Why won't you work?!

3 Responses to WTF?! My TV no longer works!?!?
  1. bowman
    June 12, 2009 | 11:40 am

    Dear bradass,

    Did you try messing with the clicker? Maybe you’re on the wrong channel. I’m sorry man…

    Mine still works, but I’m on the third floor; so maybe that’ll be your fix. Best of luck!

  2. Bradass
    June 12, 2009 | 2:10 pm

    Thanks bowman. I’ve been clicking away – but only static. If the third floor doesn’t workout, I’ll be forced to buy a bigger antenna.

  3. Chris
    June 12, 2009 | 3:22 pm

    Converter box. All digital baby. That thing looks like I have some miles left in it!

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