Why I hadn’t thought of it sooner is beyond me, but You Suck at Craigslist exploits pure genius. Browse away, it’s a fun read and it’ll make you feel smarter.
“Anyone need a exultant specality cabenit for their ketchin? This guy would like to talk to you about your cabinet needs and provide an estaminet.
Based on this ad, I think he’ll get the size of the cabinet right three out of four times. The other times, he’ll swap the length and the width measurements.”